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Joke of the day! 26 Sep 2016 00:01 #1188764

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Joke of the day! 12 Nov 2016 21:29 #1199241

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Joke of the day! 19 Dec 2016 14:26 #1207991

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Joke of the day! 23 Dec 2016 10:54 #1208785

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From Ninong / Ninang:

Para sa Mamamasko sa Akon,
Alayon nala pagdara san mga masunod nga requirements para makuha niyo an iyu
Regalo yana nga Pasko.

Mao adi:


1. Baptismal Certificate
2. ID
3. NSO
4. 1x1 Picture
5. 2x2 Picture
6. Community Tax
7. Brgy. Clearance
8. Police Clearance
9. GWA (Signed by the Principal)
10. Reflection of Last Sunday's Mass
11. Mass Card
12. Essay about "What is Christmas?" at least 300 words
13. Katibayan nga ako imu Ninong (picture san bunyag, pirma san kag-anak, etc.)
14. Medical Test
Drug Test
Urinary Analysis
Blood Test
X ray
Neuro Analysis


~Deadline of Submission of Requirements will be on Dec. 24, 2016 until 12 noon only.
~Requirements should be put in a Red Folder.

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Joke of the day! 25 Dec 2016 23:03 #1209162

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Joke of the day! 25 Dec 2016 23:20 #1209166

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RATED SPG. GRABE YUNG TATAY DI NAKAPAGPIGIL PATI ANAK PINATOS.
SHOWER WITH DAD;
Hi po. Ako pla si eilyn, ,17 years old.
Di kagandahan pero panalo sa katawan.
Nag iisang anak lng akong anak nila mama at papa. Actually, dapat dalawa kami.
May kakambal ako na patay na nung isilang kmi na dahilan din ng pagkamatay ni mama.
Simula noon ay mag isa nakong itinaguyod ni papa. Si papa ay 37 years old pa lang at nagtatrabaho bilang isang marketing supervisor sa isang hindi naman kalakihang kumpanya.
Madalas ay gabi na nakakauwi si papa kayat ako ang naghahanda ng aming hapunan.
Isang gabi, bago dumating si papa ay naligo muna ako bago ihanda ang aming hapunang mag ama.
Matapos maligo, dahil sa init ay nagpasya akong wag na lamang magsuot ng undies at isuot na lamang ang isang malaking puting tshirt ni papa na pang ilalim nya sa longsleve kapag pumapasok sya.
Humarap muna ako sa salamin, umikot ikot, naaninag nga yung dede ko, shit ang sexy ko. Hahaha.
Di ko na inisip si papa kasi sanay naman syang nakikita akong nakaunderwear lang.
Matapos nagbihis ay agad nakong dumiretso sa kusina para ihanda na ang mesa dahil siguradong parating na si papa..
Di ko pa tapos ihanda ang pagkain ay may marinig na akong kumatok sa pintuan, "si papa" sabi ko sa sarili, kayat kaagad ko syang pinag buksan
Pgbukas ng pinto napansin ni papa na wala akong undies...
Mejo nkainom c papa..
Bgla nia ako hinila sa kwarto.....
Pagdating doon ayy hinubad nya ang sinturon nya.....
Bigla nya akung hinagupit at sinapok sa muka sabay sabing putang INA mu ka Ernesto anung kalandian yan.... Yung titi mu lumalawlaw.....
Tnggp q n bakla k wag k LNG feeling dyosa......
Ayun sabog ang nguso q.....
Simula non lagi n q nasusuot ng undies kht ganu kainit ang pnahon...
.....WAKAS.....

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Joke of the day! 11 Jan 2017 18:54 #1212290

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"Kumare"
Nasa palengke ang magkumareng sina Nora at Vilma...
Nora: Mare ang hirap pala kapag ang mister mo ay nasa abroad noh?
Vilma: Sinabi mo pa mare!
Habang naglalakad sila nakakita ng kamatis si Nora...
Nora: Mare alam mo sa tuwing nakakakita ako ng kamatis, naaalala ko ang itlog ng mister ko...
Vilma: Bakit? Ganyan ba kalaki?
Nora: Hindi, ganyan kapula!
Vilma: (nakakita ng patatas) Ako naman mare kapag patatas ang nakikita ko naaalala ko itlog ng asawa ko...
Nora: Bakit mare? Ganyan ba kalaki???
Vilma: Hindi mare... ganyan kadumi!

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Joke of the day! 12 Jan 2017 17:01 #1212532

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Did you hear the one about Luffy? Never mind its too much of a stretch.

Why isn't Zoro the captain? He just couldn't cut it.

Why would Nami make a terrible vet? She's a cat burglar.

What colour is Sanji's bedroom? All blue.

What Usopp's favourite instrument? The lyre.

What does Chopper and a heptagon have in common? 7 points

What kind of race would Robin be best at? An arms race

Who's Franky's favourite comic book character? SUPERRRRman

What's Brooke's favourite action film? The Bone Identity

YOHOHOHO

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Joke of the day! 15 Feb 2017 19:27 #1218796

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Joke of the day! 12 Apr 2017 18:45 #1233918

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